Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Stephen King Breaks Internet Trying to Tweet "The Stand"

Despite his efforts to connect with a new generation, the Maine recluse has mysteriously been unable to stay current. Young readers often find themselves confused by King's arcane prose.  "Like, in that one about the crazy dog, I would've called somebody."
Another reader questions the plot holes in "Pet Crematory": "Why didn't he use stem cells to bring that kid back to life?"

Callista Gingrich Questions Husband's Relationship with Siri

"I just don't trust that whore in his pants."